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ye but when I see males hug people they give out rubbish meaningless and very small hugs :P its just coincidental that everyone I have seen (males) give out crap hugs lol, Itend to make it last long as possible, longest one is about 2 mins I think :oops: argh I feel awkward writing that so ill stop :(

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Bloody hell, someone actually believes those pick up artists books? Yeah well, if that's your thing then go for it, but remember, other men will think you're an arsehole, so you won't have any non-arsehole friends. And women will quickly realise that you're an arsehole when your act wears thin. So short-term relationships and unstimulating friendships, and eventually a life of bitterness, cynicism, loneliness and wasted opportunities - have fun with that.

Or, you could just be happy with yourself and learn to like the world for yourself, and get friends, then women will like you for who you are and will want to share their lives with you, wether its for a few weeks while you have fun together or for the rest of your lives when you build a family together, remember when you have kids, those pick up lines will fade into complete and utter irrelevancy, only insecure people need notches on their bed post to feel like a man, only insecure people buy those books, it's a money-making con.

Teh sucessful people don't have a secret code, they're just getting on with their lives with a positive mental attitude and pride in what they do.


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Bloody hell, someone actually believes those pick up artists books? Yeah well, if that's your thing then go for it, but remember, other men will think you're an [LIFTED], so you won't have any non-[LIFTED] friends. And women will quickly realise that you're an [LIFTED] when your act wears thin. So short-term relationships and unstimulating friendships, and eventually a life of bitterness, cynicism, loneliness and wasted opportunities - have fun with that.


Chris, you're forgetting they're written by the world's foremost PUAs.
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Bloody hell, someone actually believes those pick up artists books? Yeah well, if that's your thing then go for it, but remember, other men will think you're an [LIFTED], so you won't have any non-[LIFTED] friends. And women will quickly realise that you're an [LIFTED] when your act wears thin. So short-term relationships and unstimulating friendships, and eventually a life of bitterness, cynicism, loneliness and wasted opportunities - have fun with that.

Or, you could just be happy with yourself and learn to like the world for yourself, and get friends, then women will like you for who you are and will want to share their lives with you, wether its for a few weeks while you have fun together or for the rest of your lives when you build a family together, remember when you have kids, those pick up lines will fade into complete and utter irrelevancy, only insecure people need notches on their bed post to feel like a man, only insecure people buy those books, it's a money-making con.


well said ;) I was talking about IRL today to a female friend who is 30 years old and she laughed when I quoted the bits that assainator posted on here, said shes never heard such rubbish in her life :)

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Chris, you're forgetting they're written by the world's foremost PUAs.
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I burst out laughing. Epic. :)

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leeds_manc wrote:
Bloody hell, someone actually believes those pick up artists books? Yeah well, if that's your thing then go for it, but remember, other men will think you're an [LIFTED], so you won't have any non-[LIFTED] friends. And women will quickly realise that you're an [LIFTED] when your act wears thin. So short-term relationships and unstimulating friendships, and eventually a life of bitterness, cynicism, loneliness and wasted opportunities - have fun with that.


Chris, you're forgetting they're written by the world's foremost PUAs.
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What on earth has happened to this thread? I think someone needs to summarise the the last page at the top of a new one...Would make it easier for me to get to grips with whats going on while I switch windows when someone walks by my desk...


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What on earth has happened to this thread? I think someone needs to summarise the the last page at the top of a new one...Would make it easier for me to get to grips with whats going on while I switch windows when someone walks by my desk...


Essentially, nobody has got laid so far and it's turned into a slanging match.

Did I miss anything?

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forquare1 wrote:
What on earth has happened to this thread? I think someone needs to summarise the the last page at the top of a new one...Would make it easier for me to get to grips with whats going on while I switch windows when someone walks by my desk...


Essentially, nobody has got laid so far and it's turned into a slanging match.

Did I miss anything?


Don't think so.

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What on earth has happened to this thread? I think someone needs to summarise the the last page at the top of a new one...Would make it easier for me to get to grips with whats going on while I switch windows when someone walks by my desk...



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Come kids its fridayyyyyyyyyy. They'll be twiglets and orange squash later if you all behave nicely :)

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Come kids its fridayyyyyyyyyy. They'll be twiglets and orange squash later if you all behave nicely :)



YAY!!! Forum hug!!

So yeah, like forquare1 said, WTH happened here?

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My good man, I think an epic tail is behind this post...And no one is gonna write a blurb for us...

I'll probably trawl through it later, get angry, then find we're all hugging at the end and I can't post the huge reply I'd just written.


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I live in an area with a very poor male to female ratio.

Your bedroom :P


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Assassin8or wrote:
I live in an area with a very poor male to female ratio.

Your bedroom :P


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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