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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 5664 Location: Scotland
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ye but when I see males hug people they give out rubbish meaningless and very small hugs  its just coincidental that everyone I have seen (males) give out crap hugs lol, Itend to make it last long as possible, longest one is about 2 mins I think  argh I feel awkward writing that so ill stop 
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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Bloody hell, someone actually believes those pick up artists books? Yeah well, if that's your thing then go for it, but remember, other men will think you're an arsehole, so you won't have any non-arsehole friends. And women will quickly realise that you're an arsehole when your act wears thin. So short-term relationships and unstimulating friendships, and eventually a life of bitterness, cynicism, loneliness and wasted opportunities - have fun with that.
Or, you could just be happy with yourself and learn to like the world for yourself, and get friends, then women will like you for who you are and will want to share their lives with you, wether its for a few weeks while you have fun together or for the rest of your lives when you build a family together, remember when you have kids, those pick up lines will fade into complete and utter irrelevancy, only insecure people need notches on their bed post to feel like a man, only insecure people buy those books, it's a money-making con.
Teh sucessful people don't have a secret code, they're just getting on with their lives with a positive mental attitude and pride in what they do.
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ProfessorF
What's a life?
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:56 pm Posts: 12030
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Chris, you're forgetting they're written by the world's foremost PUAs. P. U. As.
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Fri May 01, 2009 2:16 pm |
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brataccas
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:14 pm Posts: 5664 Location: Scotland
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 |  |  |  | leeds_manc wrote: Bloody hell, someone actually believes those pick up artists books? Yeah well, if that's your thing then go for it, but remember, other men will think you're an [LIFTED], so you won't have any non-[LIFTED] friends. And women will quickly realise that you're an [LIFTED] when your act wears thin. So short-term relationships and unstimulating friendships, and eventually a life of bitterness, cynicism, loneliness and wasted opportunities - have fun with that.
Or, you could just be happy with yourself and learn to like the world for yourself, and get friends, then women will like you for who you are and will want to share their lives with you, wether its for a few weeks while you have fun together or for the rest of your lives when you build a family together, remember when you have kids, those pick up lines will fade into complete and utter irrelevancy, only insecure people need notches on their bed post to feel like a man, only insecure people buy those books, it's a money-making con. |  |  |  |  |
well said  I was talking about IRL today to a female friend who is 30 years old and she laughed when I quoted the bits that assainator posted on here, said shes never heard such rubbish in her life 
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Blue_Nowhere
Spends far too much time on here
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:57 pm Posts: 2220 Location: Here for now...
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I burst out laughing. Epic. 
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Fri May 01, 2009 2:17 pm |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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Fri May 01, 2009 2:20 pm |
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forquare1
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:36 pm Posts: 5152 Location: /dev/tty0
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What on earth has happened to this thread? I think someone needs to summarise the the last page at the top of a new one...Would make it easier for me to get to grips with whats going on while I switch windows when someone walks by my desk...
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Fri May 01, 2009 2:30 pm |
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saspro
Site Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 5:53 pm Posts: 8603 Location: location, location
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Essentially, nobody has got laid so far and it's turned into a slanging match. Did I miss anything?
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Fri May 01, 2009 2:32 pm |
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Danstevens
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:44 pm Posts: 417
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Fri May 01, 2009 2:39 pm |
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leeds_manc
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:19 pm Posts: 5071 Location: Manchester
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Fri May 01, 2009 3:02 pm |
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oceanicitl
Official forum cat lady
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:04 am Posts: 11039 Location: London
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Come kids its fridayyyyyyyyyy. They'll be twiglets and orange squash later if you all behave nicely 
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Fri May 01, 2009 3:36 pm |
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mars-bar-man
Doesn't have much of a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:00 pm Posts: 940 Location: Pompy
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YAY!!! Forum hug!! So yeah, like forquare1 said, WTH happened here?
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Fri May 01, 2009 3:41 pm |
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forquare1
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 6:36 pm Posts: 5152 Location: /dev/tty0
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My good man, I think an epic tail is behind this post...And no one is gonna write a blurb for us...
I'll probably trawl through it later, get angry, then find we're all hugging at the end and I can't post the huge reply I'd just written.
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Fri May 01, 2009 3:46 pm |
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eddie543
Occasionally has a life
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 pm Posts: 447 Location: Manchester
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Your bedroom 
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ardubbleyu
Has a life
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:13 am Posts: 96 Location: Close to the Edge (Yes, 1972)
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