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eddie543
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 pm Posts: 447 Location: Manchester
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Well bury is pretty much countryside north east and west of the town so probably the bloke may be a farmer, someone who knows a farmer or a bull/goat w@nker. Now laptopacidxperience I've been to bury infact my dad lives up the way nowadays in rossendale, it's a very friendly place unlike london or what manchester is becoming where if you so much as make eyecontact with someone you get frowned at.
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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.... or stabbed I still reckon he wanked his own cat or dog off. Orally. 
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Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:18 pm |
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Amnesia10
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 2:02 am Posts: 29240 Location: Guantanamo Bay (thanks bobbdobbs)
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AlunD
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Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 6:12 am Posts: 7011 Location: Wiltshire
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YUK 
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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Is it possible to un-see something? Or maybe return my brain to its factory default settings?
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pcernie
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Joined: Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:30 pm Posts: 45931 Location: Belfast
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That's the dream isn't it 
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:19 am |
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Fogmeister
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:35 pm Posts: 6580 Location: Getting there
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I really wish I hadn't clicked that. I'm eating at the moment!
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Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:28 pm |
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LaptopAcidXperience
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Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 10:01 am Posts: 433 Location: Harrogate
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I wasn't suggesting throwing semen over schoolgirls is normal in Bury, human/animal hybrids are though, as with most of Lancashire.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:20 am |
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eddie543
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:53 pm Posts: 447 Location: Manchester
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Hey stop making out my historic county as inbred sheep shaggers, I'm not really that offended you calling lancashire but what's annoying is that it's not a remotely funny quip. Bury isn't a natural stereo-type for weired sexual goings on, thats more like bolton really (and even then it's not true) and well the sheep shagger stereotype well that resides 150 miles west-south-west. There a few nice suburban towns there are bury and ramsbottom and if you ever read the local news paper you wouldn't find much of this going on. Some of those journalists must be doing backflips when they got to cover a wierd and scary story like this.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:38 am |
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belchingmatt
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Joined: Fri May 15, 2009 3:16 am Posts: 6146 Location: Middle Earth
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:28 am |
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rustybucket
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Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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Don't be a cock And eddie543, don't rise to it - he's a troll and you're just encouraging him to be a cock
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:36 am |
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rustybucket
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:10 pm Posts: 5836
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You don't know the half of it. Ramsbottom is a village in two halves - one with most of the houses at the top of a hill and the other with the train and shops at the foot. The part at the foot of the hill is Lower Ramsbottom...... Furthermore there used to be a village newspaper called, of all things, the Observer. 
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:44 am |
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LaptopAcidXperience
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Joined: Fri May 08, 2009 10:01 am Posts: 433 Location: Harrogate
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Of all the extreme stuff I've written (deriding islam/apple, likening peter mandelson to a paedophile) questioning the genetic make up of the "people" of Bury is the only one I've received a PM warning for.
I've obviously struck a raw nerve here, or maybe I've stumbled upon the truth, either way a couple of you need to grow a thicker skin and a pair of balls, man up and take a joke. I'm a Geordie, I'll take your jokes/insults day long and I won't go crying like pussy to the moderators, it's embarrassing.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:35 pm |
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veato
I haven't seen my friends in so long
Joined: Fri Apr 24, 2009 7:17 am Posts: 5550 Location: Nottingham
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I'll be honest, making a joke about people from Bury being animal hybrids is hardly (IMO) offensive enough to warrant a telling off. I'm from Yorkshire and all the flat cap and whippet jokes dont bother me in the slightest.
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Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:53 pm |
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bobbdobbs
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Joined: Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:10 pm Posts: 5490 Location: just behind you!
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Is that because its to grim and there trouble at mill?  <in the words of my new HERO Mr Vella ill get me coat>
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