Well bury is pretty much countryside north east and west of the town so probably the bloke may be a farmer, someone who knows a farmer or a bull/goat w@nker.

Now laptopacidxperience I've been to bury infact my dad lives up the way nowadays in rossendale, it's a very friendly place unlike london or what manchester is becoming where if you so much as make eyecontact with someone you get frowned at.

.... or stabbed

I still reckon he wanked his own cat or dog off. Orally.

He clearly needed this book - Natural Harvest.

http://www.omgblog.com/2010/02/omg_how_ ... with_s.php

YUK

Is it possible to un-see something?

Or maybe return my brain to its factory default settings?

That's the dream isn't it

I really wish I hadn't clicked that.

I'm eating at the moment!

I wasn't suggesting throwing semen over schoolgirls is normal in Bury, human/animal hybrids are though, as with most of Lancashire.

Hey stop making out my historic county as inbred sheep shaggers, I'm not really that offended you calling lancashire but what's annoying is that it's not a remotely funny quip. Bury isn't a natural stereo-type for weired sexual goings on, thats more like bolton really (and even then it's not true) and well the sheep shagger stereotype well that resides 150 miles west-south-west.

There a few nice suburban towns there are bury and ramsbottom and if you ever read the local news paper you wouldn't find much of this going on.
Some of those journalists must be doing backflips when they got to cover a wierd and scary story like this.

Don't be a cock

And eddie543, don't rise to it - he's a troll and you're just encouraging him to be a cock

You don't know the half of it.

Ramsbottom is a village in two halves - one with most of the houses at the top of a hill and the other with the train and shops at the foot. The part at the foot of the hill is Lower Ramsbottom......

Furthermore there used to be a village newspaper called, of all things, the Observer.

Of all the extreme stuff I've written (deriding islam/apple, likening peter mandelson to a paedophile) questioning the genetic make up of the "people" of Bury is the only one I've received a PM warning for.

I've obviously struck a raw nerve here, or maybe I've stumbled upon the truth, either way a couple of you need to grow a thicker skin and a pair of balls, man up and take a joke. I'm a Geordie, I'll take your jokes/insults day long and I won't go crying like pussy to the moderators, it's embarrassing.

I'll be honest, making a joke about people from Bury being animal hybrids is hardly (IMO) offensive enough to warrant a telling off. I'm from Yorkshire and all the flat cap and whippet jokes dont bother me in the slightest.

Is that because its to grim and there trouble at mill? <in the words of my new HERO Mr Vella ill get me coat>